MAGA’s Punching Bag

If Nikki wants to hang around and remain MAGA’s punching bag, she is more than welcome to.

She is keeping Trump voters engaged during primary season, and continually proves Trump to be a far superior candidate by juxtaposition.

Her very presence confirms the establishment’s desperation to keep Trump out of office. She stands zero chance of winning, and only remains in the hope that Trump gets thrown in prison or removed from the ballot.

Her social media posts may be the cringiest thing you’ve ever seen, but it’s become an American pastime to ratio every Nikki Haley post. It’s a team-building exercise that is brining many Americans together, and shifting GOP voters away from the Neocon days of old.

All in all, having Nikki around is not a bad thing. In fact, it’s a good thing. She might be annoying, but she poses no legitimate threat, helps us wake normies, and provides the Trump base with good sport to keep us engaged and motivated leading into November.